Bodily Functions

One time.

One single, solitary (emergency) time.

I had Julia squat in the grass to take a pee. We were at the park and the restrooms were locked! Who does that? And she really needed to go. Pee-Pee Dance and all.

So I yanked her pants down and helped her squat to go to the bathroom.

And now.

Now.

It is her favorite way to go potty.

She'll be playing outside. And run inside. Just to tell me, "MOM-MY!! I go pee-pee outside!" And as she runs out, I'll catch a glimpse of a damp waistband and know that she also didn't pull her pants down far enough.

And not to be left out ...

Dax's Favorite Thing To Yell While Getting His Diaper Changed:

"NO!!! No wipe-a my peanuts!!!"