30 October 2008

Almost Two

Random Scenes Of Our Days:

1) Love and Logic as practiced with an Almost Two

Mom: Julia, do you want to eat your peas or your chicken first?
Julia: No

Dad: Julia, do you want put your shirt or your pants on first?
Julia: No

Mom: Julia, would you like to put up your books or your toys first?
Julia: No

Dad: Julia, would you like to say goodnight to Dax or Mommy first?
Julia: No

2) Every single night with our Almost Two

Julia (pointing to the picture on her toothbrush handle): Ah-pull (apple)

Daddy: Those are hearts.

Julia: Ah-pull

Mommy: Julia, those are red hearts.

Julia: Ah-pull

Daddy: No, those are hearts.

Julia: Ah-pull

Mommy: Those aren't apples; those are hearts.

Julia: Ah-pull

Daddy: Those are hearts. Can you say "hearts?"

Julia: Ah-pull

3) Potty Training an Almost Two

after ten minutes of sitting on her potty, Julia signs "All done"

Dad: Are you finished?

Julia: Yep.

Dad turns to put up her potty and Julia runs (naked) into her room.

Mom: Julia! Come here.

*pause*

Mom: Julia, why are your feet wet? Did you just go in your room and pee on the floor?

Julia: Yep.

4) Stubborn (or possibly just confused) Almost Two

Mommy: Julia, where's Mama?

Julia points to her Daddy.


2 comments:

Jana Griffin said...

Those are HILARIOUS!!! and oh so true for pretty much all two-year-olds.

The Bouldins said...

Great. On the one hand: glad it's not just us; on the other: we've got to go through it all again with Dax.

She has yet to actually GO on the potty, btw. She's a champion sitter, though.