Random Scenes Of Our Days:
1) Love and Logic as practiced with an Almost Two
Mom: Julia, do you want to eat your peas or your chicken first?
Julia: No
Dad: Julia, do you want put your shirt or your pants on first?
Julia: No
Mom: Julia, would you like to put up your books or your toys first?
Julia: No
Dad: Julia, would you like to say goodnight to Dax or Mommy first?
Julia: No
2) Every single night with our Almost Two
Julia (pointing to the picture on her toothbrush handle): Ah-pull (apple)
Daddy: Those are hearts.
Julia: Ah-pull
Mommy: Julia, those are red hearts.
Julia: Ah-pull
Daddy: No, those are hearts.
Julia: Ah-pull
Mommy: Those aren't apples; those are hearts.
Julia: Ah-pull
Daddy: Those are hearts. Can you say "hearts?"
Julia: Ah-pull
3) Potty Training an Almost Two
after ten minutes of sitting on her potty, Julia signs "All done"
Dad: Are you finished?
Julia: Yep.
Dad turns to put up her potty and Julia runs (naked) into her room.
Mom: Julia! Come here.
*pause*
Mom: Julia, why are your feet wet? Did you just go in your room and pee on the floor?
Julia: Yep.
4) Stubborn (or possibly just confused) Almost Two
Mommy: Julia, where's Mama?
Julia points to her Daddy.
2 comments:
Those are HILARIOUS!!! and oh so true for pretty much all two-year-olds.
Great. On the one hand: glad it's not just us; on the other: we've got to go through it all again with Dax.
She has yet to actually GO on the potty, btw. She's a champion sitter, though.
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