Conversations

Julia (upset):  MOMMY!  I have a BIG problem this time!
Mommy (in the shower): What?!?  What's wrong?
Julia:  They wrote this card for me, not Daddy.  That is ALL WRONG!
Mommy:  Julia, you picked out that card for Daddy.
Julia:  Oh, okay.  It for Daddy then.

Dax (excited):  MOMMY!  It my birthday today!
Mommy (still in the shower): No, buddy, it's not.
Dax:  Dee-ya says it IS my birthday.
Mommy:  Well, who do you think knows?  Mommy or Julia?
Dax:  Dee-ya knows.