Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I thought I'd save some time and send just one letter for our whole family.

Julia would like a stocking full of apples. She'll really enjoy taking each one out, holding it up and declaring it an "ah-pull." Then she can take a single bite out of each one before tossing it aside. Because to her, the first bite is the best and the only one worth taking.

Dax would probably like a stocking full of pacifiers since I keep losing his. Or whatever his sister has. He's not picky yet.

I'd like a masseuse in my stocking. Or a gift card for a massage or two. And someone to clean everything up and cook dinner while I get my massage. If that's not possible, I'll take a stocking full of peanut M&Ms.

Dave wants a To Do List in his stocking (and this is the important part) with Everything Already Checked Off. So he can sit and enjoy his football games without that nagging sensation (me) that he should be Getting Something Done. Or he'll take a Harbor Freight gift card.

Thanks so much,
Love,
Joanna