Who would want this on their tree?

One of Dave's team members at work invited everyone to a Christmas party at her house. Several weeks before the party, the team members drew names and had to make an ornament for the person drawn.

Here is the ornament Dave received:
Apparently he is known around the office for shooting rubber bands at people. (Even his team leader, when he saw the ornament, said "Rubber bands ... that must be for Dave.") It's good to know your husband's strengths.

The rubber band ball has a black boa and sparklies glued on because the team member who drew Dave's name had also made ornaments for a contest earlier in the month. Several of her ornaments were red balls decorated with black sequins, black ribbon and fuzzy, black boa hats. Dave saw them and commented that they looked like "French Whore Ornaments" (I saw them at the party ... he came up with an accurate description [edited: I have never known a French Whore nor have I seen what they use to decorate their Christmas trees.]). So, we are now the proud owners of a French Whore Rubber Band Ball Ornament.

Really puts you in the Christmas spirit!